How can you not love PHP?

1. Once I wanted to set up something like Wikipedia on my own. I got hold of MediaWiki - written in PHP/MySql. Dumped it on my shared host. In less than an hour I was up and running.

2. Once I wanted to run an e commerce site. I sifted through half a dozen e commerce engines - all written in PHP/MySql. Dumped in on my shared host. In a couple of days I was up and running.

3. Once the mighty Google Reader closed down - for once and for all. I dumped Tiny Tiny RSS Reader on my shared host. In a couple of hours I was up and running.

How can I not love PHP  after all this and more?